Bit of a stunner - Khaki Moiré with multi colour edge detailing and braid ends

Bit of a 'WOW' factor with these - sapphire blue moiré with edge detailing and wine braid ends.

Bordeaux, et aussi moiré oui, oui, c'est magnifique, mon amis, I said in my appalling schoolboy French to the bloke visiting our trade stand in the beret who, as it turned out, actually came from Scunthorpe.

Hi ho silver, a grey brace, but...we have incorporated the kerpow factor, so if you have to take your jacket off these will leave an impression, not a depression.

OTT? I don't think so. Woven on ancient French jacquard looms by an ancient Frenchman called Jacques...I'd better stop now before I get into trouble.

'Make your mind up man! Fish or fowl, salmon or peacock, which is it?'.

A Limited Edition of 500 worldwide, woven in silk and lined with wool (a better friction co-efficient so they do not slip off your shoulders so easily).

Golden angel on your right shoulder, red devil on the left, and you can hear a little voice in your ear saying 'Go on, one more can't hurt...'

Do you get the message? This could be subliminal advertising to those of a seafaring bent.

Buy the big boy a brace with buoys and boats on.

'The Few' in their Hurricanes and Spitfires.

Each pair is one of only 500 of a worldwide limited edition. Go on, be a card!

Dreamlike animals are incorporated into these unusual braces.

We initially braced ourselves for a load of orders from Frank Williams.

They usually at least have thermal underwear on, in my experience.

A touch of luxury with this rich jacquard brace. Have a look at the red version as well.

Ideal to accompany velvet smoking jacket and lederhosen - but not, I would venture, at the same time.

One to add to your collection...

Or "Naked Lady Too" as I like to call her.

I never know whether it should be pronounced Kelltick or Selltick, but I know this powerful Celtic design works well as a brace

Give us some bucks and we will send you some financial support (groan)

Prompted by watching too many films of the dastardly Sheriff of Nottingham ( actually he is quite a nice bloke if you meet him socially)

Before toga wearing Romans arrived and civilised us Brits we probably all ran round in blue paint and a loin cloth, but the Celts came up with some great designs that still influence us today.

Not a gamble - a sure fire winner.

Prompted by the Impressionists, so promptly wear them to impress.

A glimpse into the nightime depths of the ocean with these black and gold braces. Or is that just my imagination working overtime again...

I was hoping to sell these to Ringo and Paul, so will someone tell them they are now available?

Subtle design incorporating grey chevrons on a red ground.

Green with envy, or on the other hand green shoots of spring and renewal. Torn with a decision whether to buy? Go on, listen to the little devil...

Please do not ask for a translation as I was always asleep at the back of Mr Meadow's Latin class, and only ever woke when the word puella was mentioned.